801 (X 11/9/13) Carta a Ana Botella

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        Dear Ana Bottle,

  I just hallucinate little cucumbers with your discourse. I just can say "shit yourself little parrot" and "the mother who gave birth to you!". I know is not "turkey mucus" to talk in english, but sincerely, you have more face than back, you should go to "fry asparagus" or to throw a white hair into the air. You are a morning singer, a ball-toucher and also your wing sings.
     Yes, you look "like Peter by his house" when you speak english and that "put me of bad milk". So I don´t tell you anything and I tell you everything; don´t eat my pot and please go "shitting milks" out of this country, "to the fifth pine, to sleep the monkey female or to another thing butterfly, because send eggs!!" we were too few and the grandmother gave birth! you are always "giving the note", did anybody teach you that in shut mouth flies do not enter?
      "You are the milk!!!" and the cock in vinegar!!!

     Now I´m leaving otherwise I will "mount a chicken", but specially because it´s falling the octopus one.
     Let a lightening split you.

      Attentively,

(Otro, de los muchos que circulan por la redes de internet, éste titulado “flatulencias orales en inglés de la alcaldesa de la sity of Madrith")

     There are nothing more madrileño than ir al Retiro e introducir las pelotas on the lake to feel the carpa's mouths.

      Relaxing coffee más cigarette, muñeco de barrete.

      The M-30 is more petada right now than Sonia Monroy's rabbit.

    Good Morning! Oh my God, so cold in Madrid, i've got the pezones duros like the garbanzos of a cocido madrileño.

        Pau Gasol has the biggest huevos colganderos that i've ever seen.

       Sometimes i walk around the alrededores of the Great Vía, where you can see girls with a troncho between her legs like a watermelon.

       In Madrid, for example, tenemos great museos like the thyssen, cuya dueña tiene more plastic in her face than Falete's consolatory.

        In Madrid tenemos great dj's like Little Paquirri, a paralitic mental guy, the best example of integración.

         Y ahora algo en brasileño. Con caipirinha.